when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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