Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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