goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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