You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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