Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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