I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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