I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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