I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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