Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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