Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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