I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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