This is not my ceiling
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i think i have two assholes
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
