I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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