I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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