I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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