because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
