Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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