talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
She even gives head with a lisp.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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