All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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