wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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