i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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