AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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