found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
he fucked my hip out of place.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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