can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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