just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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