i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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