Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I will die if light touches me.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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