Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
are you still at the devil's house?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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