As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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