so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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