I hope mine doesn't look like that
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I still have a little drunk in my system
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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