Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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