Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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