She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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