this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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