I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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