Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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