your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
