i jhust puked up my retainher.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
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