ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
The feeling are messing with the penis
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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