This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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