Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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