It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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