is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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