I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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