She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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