You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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