Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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