So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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