I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fuck appropriateness.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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